Ye, iz a lie...my CHICKEN!!!


Yeahhhh....there goes my chicken. Do u realize how yummy, scrumptious, and delicately seasoned my chicken was? No, I don't think so. I mean this chicken was spiced up till the very core. It wasn't ordinary o...it was cooked inside its roots. It was sooo good to the extent that if the chicken was given the opportunity to taste itself before it died, it willingly would have given up its life (knowing it tasted that good), seriously. The story began like this, I came back from anatomy lab today excited that I had fried rice and chicken in my fridge. I changed from lab clothes to comfortable home clothes and was smiling to myself just dreaming about that chicken in the fridge. So I warmed the rice and chicken and served it on a platter of gold, then I started munching and munching. Ok, so I usually save the best for last right? So when I was done with the fried rice, I looked at the chicken and said, "now, behold it is time to eat you." So I picked it up with my delicate fingers and proceeded to take the first bite.......

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...and all of a sudden, before my very eyes, the chicken landed at my foot. Arrrrggghh! Not my chicken...I'm not gonna complete the story cos I will get mad...but this inspired me to carry out a chicken review:

**What kind of chicken lover are you?**

A) You love live chickens so much that you are a vegetarian

B) You love chickens, but you don't mind killing them. If they fall down on your carpet, you will wash them with water and continue eating them...
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C) You love chickens so much that anytime you eat them you're such in a haste to down them in. So if they fall on the floor, dang the bacteria, you carry them and continue eating without washing...(at least there are other bacteria living in your body anyways, the theme will be survival for the fittest, and at least the chicken just hit the end of your sneakers, the bacteria won't be up to 10% of it's usual population)

D) You love chicken, but common, life is not hard...you can't risk eating bacteria and losing your life, so you throw the chicken right down the THRASH!!!!!

Which one are YOU? Are you crazy about chicken?

14 comments:

Borrego said...

You know.... I would have rinsed it right away, and then devoured the whole thing, Food is to much of a passion of mine to waste it. But hey, you can always get more chicken.

Jaycee said...

Lollllll....nah, that one chicken was special. Besides, even if I had ten more in my fridge, EACH of them are too special to me mayne!! Lolll...I'm serious...

Nilla said...

Chei ya! I'm having mixed feelings about this. sorry about your chicken and at the same time, i couldn't help laughing @ the way you told the story.

Anyways i think i fall in between the B and C category..yes thats how much i love chicken :-)

Naijadude said...

LOl...See after your wonderful description, God catch you cos i was silently cursing you!

I love my chicken alot, I just cant fit in to those categories cos I cant imagine my chicken falling down! Noooooooooooo

Jaycee said...

lolllll...

Anthony Abimbola said...

LOL!
I remember when we were young, we were told that whatever falls on the ground belongs to the devil. So r u gonna take the devil's food and rinse it and eat? Yuck!

As for me, my chicken NEVER falls on the ground. I hold it so tight that it's practically impossible for it to fall. Even if it falls, my eating posture is in such a funny manner that the food will fall either on the table or elsewhere, but NEVER on the floor. That way, the devil is kept out of the situation.

uzo said...

I take it you picked it up and ate it right? Isnt there something about a 5 second rule? if its on the ground for less than 5 seconds, then its still edible..LOL

Jaycee said...

@ Anthony...lol..I forgot all abt that quote that "if it falls to the ground it belongs to the devil." Oh well...

@ Uzo...yayyy...I love the 5 second rule...errrr...I'm not saying what I did...he he...

biodun said...

I am a D on that, sorry about ur chicken though, am not a big fan of chicken

Naija Sapphire said...

@naijadude, I was doing the same thing - cursing her silently. The girl got me all hungry and wanting

Jaycee, it's as if you really did not want that chicken. As long as the thing doesn't enter gutter, I will wash it and let it go to its rightful destination.

I am completely crazy about chicken!

Jaycee said...

ha ha...u guys are cracking me up! All for chicken!!! LMBOOOOO...eyahhh! Pele!

Anonymous said...

i willl wash da chicken.......and den throw it to my dog......




nice blog.

chioma said...

Thanks for visiting my blog! i would have eaten that chicken live!

I love chicken and i lovingly prepare my sunday chicken a day before by marinating it..and I understand how every piece is important.
If my kids are around (3 yr and 1yr old) I will make a big show of saying its dirty and then eat it later..but if they are not there I will rinse it( just a little so i dont wash off the taste)and eat it..I should actually try and live by example..but really who throws away food in naija? Whenever I am in the States and see how food is wasted..its painful..stay blessed

Jaycee said...

lolll..true colors...(now I know I'm sane for actually thinking abt it).