I Don't Know, My Wife Told Me to Stand Here:


I read this in my email this morning, it was so hilarious that I had to blog it. Enjoy:

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says: -

"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.

The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created in you my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here." :) :)

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22 comments:

NakedSha said...

That was great! lol.

2cute4u said...

lol.. so hilarious.. actually cracking up with laughter..

Severus Snape said...

Lol. Witty piece there.

Remi, United Kingdom said...

hehehee.... this had me laughing good....
we Rock! lol..

Jaycee said...

Abi? Women rock. I once heard that the man was the head, and the woman the neck that turns the head around...lol

NBB said...

lol. women! See what the power of a woman can do!

Kafo said...

oh my word
i just read it to a guy friend
and his reply is

it is all your fault, you women have made us this way

Jaycee said...

@ Nakedsha...sure was!

@2cute4u...I laughed out so loudly when I first read it that I almost woke someone up. Lol.

@Severus...witty, yup!

@Remi...I repeat, "We rock!!!"

@NBB...lol

@Kafo...tell him that they have no choice. LOL.

The poets voice ~~~ said...

This is so Funny! Yh Jaycee I agree, we defintely rock!!lol

BSNC said...

lol that was funny. The power of the woman. Thanks for sharing

Jaycee said...

@The Poet's Voice...yes, we do. Lol

@BSNC...you're welkie. Thanks to the friend who shared it with me, lol.

LE DYNAMIQUE PROFESSEUR said...

hahaha... I always knew it! Women seem to have more control. hahahaha

-LDP

Jaycee said...

@LDP...we do? LOL.

LE DYNAMIQUE PROFESSEUR said...

Jay, Yes! you do. haha. Especially in the rooms (where no one can see) LOL

I shared it on facebook and my friends have been sharing it over. They love it!

- LDP

Jaycee said...

@ LDP...lol @ in places where no one can see, I can testify to that since I just got married in dec (he he). Everyone I've shared this with had a good laugh.

Rainyjoy said...

oh how i've missed reading your posts but this did make me laugh out loud... basically all the men were being controlled by their wives.. the strength of a woman, who can understand how we do it,lol. love n miss u loads

Jaycee said...

@Rainyjoy...good to hear from ya too! Yup, there was not one man on both lines who wasn't being controlled by his wife...lol.

lucci said...

heheheheheheheehhehe my ribs are hurting. Thanks for sharing.

Jaycee said...

LOL.

Eyitemi Egwuenu said...
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Eyitemi Egwuenu said...

Well, it was announced long ago in Proverbs 30: 18-19 :

"There are three things which are too wonderful for me,
Yes, four which I do not understand:

The way of an eagle in the air,
The way of a serpent on a rock,
The way of a ship in the midst of the sea,

AND THE WAY OF A MAN WITH A MAIDEN

Jaycee said...

@Eyitemi...LOL @ The way of a man with his maiden. Hmmm...I wonder why that scripture was not "the way of a maiden with her man." Sounds like an inside joke between God and man. Lol